H E L L [E] O

Short Update On Ns

2012-01-09T19:15:00.002+08:00

Let's see, this past 2 months I had....
- Enlist into army, BMTC School 04 7th Coy Platoon 1 Section 1 :D
- Get to know lots of awesome people including sgts sir etc.
- Learn some stuffs related to army but yeah, cannot say here :|
- New injuries story, take note, it's INJURIES
- POP aka Passing Out Parade!

Tada, 5 more days to my posting, finger cross .___.

2011-09-01T15:10:00.001+08:00

Lyrics:
This has been going on
Each second i look you're gone
You're not calling
It's time for me to move on
My friends were right all along
You keep falling away

Giving ups not easy
Its hard enough just saying

As much as i make believe
You're not really here with me
What was i thinking from the beginning
You didn't care at all

So here's your last song

I can leave it all behind
Or take another chance to find you
No where in sight
Going to the movies alone
Every scene that's shown
Reminds me of you

Giving ups not easy
Its hard enough just saying

As much as i make believe
You're not really here with me
What was i thinking from the beginning
You didn't care at all
All that's left are the memories
Constantly haunting me
I'm giving up it's time to grow up
You're not around and we're not in love

Laying around in around in this hotel room
Too much to think about nothing to do
She's not coming back she's not coming back

As much as i make believe
Something in side of me
Has got me hoping got me thinking
Who am i to assume

This love is crazy
Unpredictable maybe
You'll melt my heart like you did from the start
All over again like it's not the end

So here's your last song

Yeah we made it out
Yeah we made it out
Yeah we made it out
Yeah we made it out

2011-08-30T03:38:00.000+08:00

i hate this love song.

2011-08-07T02:16:00.002+08:00

7 days since the start of August, pretty sucky Alot of my secondary school friends just enlist into army during 1st / 2nd / 3rd of August, really see all of them go botak 1 by 1. Why arh WHY ARHHARHWHRHH =(

2011-07-25T02:06:00.003+08:00

quizzes are fun weeeeee.

http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test47.aspx

Your Working Style

You are enthusiastic innovators, always seeing new possibilities and new ways of doing things. You have a lot of imagination and initiative for starting projects, and a lot of impulsive energy for carrying them out. You are stimulated by difficulties and are most ingenious in solving them. You can get so interested in your newest project that you have time for little else. Your energy comes from a succession of new enthusiasms and your world is full of possible projects. Your enthusiasm gets other people interested too.
You see so many possible projects that you sometimes have difficulty picking those with the greatest potential. Your feeling can be useful at this point to help select projects by weighing the value of each. Your feeling judgment can also add depth to the insights supplied by your intuition.

Your feeling preference shows in a concern for people. You are skillful in handling people and often have remarkable insight into the possibilities and development of others. You are extremely perceptive about the attitudes of others, aiming to understand rather than judge people. You are much drawn to counseling and can be inspired and inspiring teacher, particularly where you have freedom to innovate. With talent, you can succeed in almost any field that captures your interest-- art, journalism, science, advertising, sales, the ministry, or writing, for example.

A difficulty for you is that you hate uninspired routine and find it remarkably hard to apply yourself to sometimes necessary detail unconnected with any major interest. Worse yet, you may get bored with your own projects as soon as the major problems have been solved or the initial challenge has been met. You may need to learn to follow through and finish what you have begun, but are happiest and most effective in jobs that permit one project after another, with somebody else taking over as soon as the situation is well in hand.

Because you are always being drawn to the exciting challenges of new possibilities, it is essential that you develop your judgment. If your judgment is undeveloped, you may commit yourself to ill-chosen projects, fail to finish anything, and squander your inspirations by not completing your tasks.

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http://www.quizbox.com/horoscopes/leo/

Traditional Leo Traits

Generous and warm-hearted
Creative and enthusiastic
Broad-minded and expansive
Faithful and loving
Pompous and patronizing
Bossy and interfering
Dogmatic and intolerant

Interests

The dramatic arts, entertaining, dance, design, fashion, beauty, giving people hope and inspiration
Hates

Being ignored
Suitable Careers

Actor, dancer, teacher, youth worker, professional sports person, astrologer, politician, commissioner, jeweler, managing director

And there's also some compatible horoscope that comes along with the result which I think is BULLLLSHITTTTT.

Lastlyyy

http://www.quizbox.com/horoscopes/horoscope3.aspx?d=24

If your birthday is on the 24th day of the month

You are very optimistic and that's why you always enjoy life. You are gifted in entertaining others. Your friends love and trust you. You'll be the first they come to when they are in need of someone to speak their heart out.
Your Love

Sometimes you fall in love just because you want to be in love, not that you really like that person. You always be seen as a sweet couple but you can't really get over your love ones from past. Your partner is usually crazy about you because you are remarkably charming and romantic.

Wow, like naniiii. Now to think about it, after reading things such as these, am I actually like this due to my horoscope/personaility/blood/randomDNAstuff or.... OR I'm behaving like this because I just read all of the results and just follow it. Wtf, I barely understand what I just type FFFFFFUUUUUU, why my english so lousy!? And I'm now officially TWENTY-ONE~ It feels SOOOOOOOOOOOO normal, nothing special :/ I wish I were younger though, no need to think so much, only think about maths homework, attending school, blah blah blah.

I strike 4D as well, wooohooo. Unbelievable, since the numbers I bought are usually jumbled up or 1 number difference OR never come out at all >:( But woooohoooo, at least it strikes today, thank you birthday luck! Now some of my friends are in NS, more of them going in during this august ): and I will be the last one to enlist, nooooo *forever alone* 776 days to ORD! I'm like fucked up, haven't even enlist yet counting down to my end of NS period.

Last thing I want to blog about! 2 days ago, there was this damn cock dream, got zombies, then we need to fight it so we drank some special thing(?) so we won't become zombie when they attack us, but instead we become pancake(the mcdonald kind somemore) THEN we keep on changing back to human -> pancake -> human -> pancake .__. Forgot how the dream end though )= THE END O:

2011-07-25T02:00:00.002+08:00

http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx

I'm pretty sure I had done this before :|

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.
Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.
Who is your true self:

You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.

2011-07-19T00:10:00.001+08:00

Can't see you anymore
You're in, and shut the door
Didn't know what I do know now
With words I've been betrayed
You respond and let them fade
and I just won't let you bring me down

You can see what I know and I know
Somewhere there's a sorry heart

Tell me why these roads keep leading
Leading you right back to me

Liar liar, don't cry on my shoulder
You played with fire
and smiled when you told her
Oh, oh, thought you were someone
Oh, oh goodbye to no one

So break away the touch
Of bliss you miss so much
But I won't tell you to come back home
Emotions dissipate;
Is love designed to hate?
Keep on driving away from here

Eye the rain as it falls in your hands
Will there be another storm?

Tell me why these roads keep leading
Leading you right back

Liar liar, don't cry on my shoulder
You played with fire
and smiled when you told her
Oh, oh, thought you were someone
Oh, oh goodbye to no one

I don't need to know you'll be there
You're not on my mind
I don't need to know you care
Please don't waste my time

Liar liar, don't cry on my shoulder
You played with fire
and smiled when you told her
Liar liar, don't cry on my shoulder
You played with fire
and smiled when you told her
Oh, oh, thought you were someone
Oh, oh goodbye to no one
Oh, oh, thought you were someone
Oh, oh goodbye to no one

2011-07-15T22:50:00.000+08:00

my left leg is bigger than my right leg, how man =|

2011-06-30T01:35:00.000+08:00

i dreamt i was a green lantern.

2011-06-05T22:31:00.001+08:00

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," puts her head on the pillow and goes back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

2011-05-29T01:57:00.000+08:00

Love is always complicated. But still humans must try to lvoe each other. We must get our hearts broken sometimes. This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for something.

2011-05-24T21:15:00.001+08:00

"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

2011-05-22T17:21:00.000+08:00

"I'll be happy when..." is the way many people think they are living their lives. Yet, happiness is not something that happens to you. Happiness is inside you now. You are motivated from within. You only have to allow happiness to surface.

2011-05-17T00:51:00.001+08:00

“Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days” thing. He waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard that he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I DIED yesterday!” and then they’d be all, “Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and then the dude would be like “Uh okayy, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. He waited the exact right number of days, THREE. Plus it’s SUNDAY, so everyone’s in church already, they’re all in there “Oh no, Jesus is DEAD”, then BAM! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. Three days. We wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story.”
— Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)

2011-05-14T23:05:00.001+08:00

Happiness needs sadness. Success needs failure. Benevolence needs evil. Love needs hatred. Victory needs defeat. Pleasure needs pain. You must experience and accept the extremes because if the contrast is lost, you lose appreciation; and when you lose appreciation, you lose the value of everything

2011-05-14T01:40:00.001+08:00

everything is more complicated than you think. you only see a tenth of what is true. there are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. but maybe you won't know for twenty years. and you may never ever trace it to its source. and you only get one chance to play it out. just try and figure out your own divorce. and they say there is no fate, but there is: it's what you create. and even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are only here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. most of your time is spend being dead or not yet born. but while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. and it never comes or it seems to but it doesn't really. and so you spend your time in vague regret or a vaguer hope that something good will come along. something to make you feel connected, something to make you feel whole, something to make you feel loved. and the truth is i feel so angry, and the truth is i feel so fucking sad, and the truth is i've felt so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long i've been pretending i'm okay, just to get along, just for, i don't know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own.

2011-05-13T03:40:00.000+08:00

“We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We’re supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each others brains out. We are designed to party. This is it! Yeah, so a few of us will overdose, or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. And that’s what it’s about - breaking eggs - and by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class A’s. If you could just see yourselves, it breaks my heart! You’re wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful. We’re screw-ups. I’m a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mother before I let her or anyone else take that away from me!”

-Misfits

2011-05-07T14:27:00.000+08:00

There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why there're the way they are/ They aren't just like that because they want to. Something in the past created them, and sometimes it's impossible to fix them.

2011-04-30T05:02:00.000+08:00

A Computer Programmer's Wife Asks Him to Go To The Store
A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer, “Would you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk? And if they have eggs, get six.”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had eggs.”

DATE-TO

2011-04-27T03:51:00.002+08:00

The concept of beauty is a curious thing. We spend our entire lives chasing after what we will never have, & when we focus our energies into all charm and beauty but our own, that is when we lose ourselves.

We forget that there will always be those who appreciate crooked smiles & wrinkled hands, those who pick up tattered leaves & take photographs of broken seashells.

When we forget all that, that is when we lose ourselves in a world of superficial hopes.

=| x 100

2 days to FRIDAY, IT'S FRIDAY!

30 days to graduation ceremony

198 days to enlistment

X days to POP cause I have no idea how to count :|

866 days to ORD

2011-04-19T19:04:00.001+08:00

The beauty of life is that we constantly have the opportunity to change it. We always have the power to recreate it. We can change our thoughts, remember how to live instead of planning each moment, forgive the past, be present for the now, slow down the speed, and push the reset button on a day that has escaped us.

2011-04-16T03:22:00.001+08:00

Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do somehing else. Something hurts you, yet you know it shouldn’t. You take certain things for granted, even when you know you should never take anything for granted.

2011-04-13T01:12:00.002+08:00

So, I’ve been thinking about this whole being happy thing, and I feel like people get lost when they think of happiness as a destination. We’re always thinking that someday we’ll be happy; we’ll get that car or that job or that person in our lives that will fix everything. But happiness is a mood, and it’s a condition, not a destination. It’s like being tired or hungry, it’s not permanent. It comes and goes, and that’s okay. And I feel like if people thought of it that way, they’d find happiness more often.

1st post of the year :O

2011-02-15T00:01:00.002+08:00

It's the 1st post of the year! Last friday, school ended for me =| 3 years of poly comes to an end wahahaha, but poly is kinda fun minus the assignments :/ IT sucks, think i said it alot of time, but i hate IT ~_~

3 more days i will be having my last paper, Ethical Hacking! jengjengjeng~! once it's over, I AM FREEEEEEEE! unless i fail any of my modules and .... fuck, i duwan be long service poly graduate T_T and 6 more days, i need to head down to hendon camp for commando interview .__. please, PLEASE DON'T LET ME GET SELECTED. i want to go tekong instead ): then hopefully get officer :D officer here i comeeee ^^ as long when in NS, don't let me get into signaller cause signaller studies something related to IT also ~_~

i miss secondary days man, i love studying during secondary school, other than studying english, cause i sucks at it )= and i thought of last time, where the vending machine sells the milk that contains melamine, LOLOL during recess time we keep drinking

Apparently it's still CNY, so happy cny future leo! future leo hopefully when you read this next time, please don't be single OR find someone and ACTUALLY ask that someone out. valentine day just pass! i spend valentine day sneezing and coughing, falling asleep on my keyboard, cityville -__- and watching anime O= and.............

it's total defence day today!

to future leo AGAIN, stay happy in the future :D

quite old song, but kinda what i'm feeling now :S beeeeeh

像旧报纸飘过了大街
这个画面跟离别很对味
是某种颓废为我而准备
你却安静沉默以对

在这一回聊到了深夜
让你流泪就是我的不对
有些改变真的可以凭直觉
你的笑已经很久没给
怪我自己给你太多机会让你选择收下他的玫瑰
情绪纸屑在我身边飞

怪我自己放弃太多机会
让你因为寂寞爱上了谁
其实爱需要人陪不是誓言就能解决 (放弃一切)

在这一回聊到了深夜
让你流泪就是我的不对
有些改变真的可以凭直觉
你的笑已经很久没给

怪我自己给你太多机会
让你选择收下他的玫瑰
情绪纸屑在我身边飞
怪我自己放弃太多机会
让你因为寂寞爱上了谁
其实爱需要人陪不是誓言就能解决

原来所谓撕心裂肺是这种感觉
爱很难再撤退伤心的绝不止我们看到的那些

你想听的那种安慰我不会
冷咖啡再续杯是怎样的感觉爱冷却再加温我们也无力挽回

end of year 2010!

2010-12-29T17:07:00.003+08:00

it's been more than 2 months since i come to this ancient dust blog of mine :O since my blog is sort of dying hahaha but guess i shall update it so i could come back next time and read it for memories sake :D

2010 is coming to an end! come to think of it, this year pass very fast! after reading some of my posts in 2010, i realise i went through....

HOS3

DMIT Badminton event! was a referee + player hahaha! i remember making mistakes during the game since i was very very nervous @_@ even when refereeing, i make tons of mistakes man T_T

DMIT FOC 0910 or 1011

i sucks in years hahahaha! dammit )= was GLT aka group leader trainer ^__^ planning games with cheryl / alvin / hanfeng for the new batch GLs was tiring but fun :D during pre-FOC, remember forming group HARDGAY ufuuuuu! run for all stations game with xuanjun alvin and hanfeng! dam memorable and with those unlimited group cheers that we created, wooooo! and during actual FOC, i can't remember much ): BUT i remember opera mask wearining + dmit hoodie scarer wahahahaa! ninja outfit yo!

ITP!

ITP at tiong bahru, EM services :D spend 4 months there, it was a great experience (: my LO and supervisor and colleague rocks heh :D and the occasionally lunch meetings with liyana, shalini and rachel! taking bus everytime to meet them = no money due to busfare ):

ICE CAMP 5

joined ICE camp with simoun, and due to ........... some ahem, same group with simoun also wahahaha! i can't pronounce our group name though ): was 3d2n but some of the things are kinda.... -___- which makes you think 'why they do like that arh?' but overall, it was great as i get to know more friends :D and the last night of ICE camp i was..... SHIM. no photos of shim sadly, will be great if i have them though lololol, memories man, not everyone gets to be shim.... .___.

random chalets / bbqs O:

chalets/bbq with year 1 DIT class plus soAPta plus 5n1 :D

NAPFA

i passed, silver, YAY! JUST WANT TO POST THIS WAHAHAHAA, I PASS HAHAHA FUCKYEAH!

i realise i got QUITE alot of blog post that are coded with encryptions. so much that i forget what encryptions i used, DAMN. shouldn't have act smart last time T.T another 60% of my posts are mostly jokes O: WHAT~~~

2011 wishes(?)

- get ready for NS ): hearing stories from jan and weiliang makes me dam nervous O:

- anger management :D actually, i'm proud to say i don't get angry easily anymore :D the only thing that can make me angry nowadays is mioTV and dota, seriously. OH and yeah, brcom, YES BRCOM -__-.

- everyone to be happy, healthy :) peace loving yo!

- uhm, find 'motiviation' for NS(?) =o

- an awesome fun year :D may 2011 awesomeness > 2010

and to future leo qi zhi who may read this next time, hope your doing well and write something for 2012 next time :D if future leo is still single in the future, dam you sucks )'=

Kiss - Sandara Park & LeeMinho Ft. CL

2010-10-10T15:38:00.002+08:00

2010-10-09T23:32:00.003+08:00

it's oveeeeer

2010-10-01T14:35:00.003+08:00

*clean dust*

It's been awhile since I come here and type crap :D since it's holidays now and holidays are coming to an end soon )= some events that happen during holidays which i could still remember hahaha

CLASS DIT1B@$ BBQ @ JOSEPH HOUSE
bbq over there, steady, condo jiu shi condo, the facilities gao gao 1. let me see, i remember i ate one uncooked chicken :D and.... playing with the ntuc trolley ? :D

Went GENTING during 2109 to 2409 with jan, yuqin and weiliang :D on the last day we almost stuck at genting cause we are suppose to check out at 12 noon, and we wake up at 12 D: had fun over there which includes FOOD FOOD FOOD play FOOD MOVIE FOOD etc.

Watch Legend Of Chen Zhen and the Guardians of Gahoo(?) Movies over there are DAM DAM cheap :D Pictures of genting are in facebook!

Also came back from ICE CAMP V. Same group with simoun LUCKILY, if not I dam quiet already. Activities wise... ~_~ Swayness wise.... ): Every night = daidee night lolol. Then WA LAO, sibei no motivation man, cause the _____ no ______ T__T . MY AIM OF THE CAMP GONE, LIKE THAT HOW, sighhh.

=D

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2010-09-11T14:49:00.002+08:00

暴风雨 - Toro

2010-09-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

song when i was like sec 2? :D

说尽动人的话语像云河里的星星雪地里拼凑的脚印
怎么找不到你
看着窗外的乌云天空快失去力气　抱不住的雨滴　
悄悄落了一地
不想去猜测　明天我会在哪里　只能用力去记忆每个美好过去

爱就像暴风来袭　说来就来　说去就去
忘不了的伤痛让它沉默在冰天雪地　
爱就像暴风来袭　改变不了　无法继续　望着你天使般的眼睛　说爱你　说我爱你

不懂　为什么　给了我倾盆大雨
在想有一天我会拥有新的生命
　
爱就像暴风来袭　说来就来　说去就去
忘不了的伤痛让它沉默在冰天雪地　
爱就像暴风来袭　改变不了　无法继续　望着你天使般的眼睛　说爱你

你的泪水灌溉我残缺不全的爱情　雨过了一天彩虹会再出现　不再伤心　

爱就像暴风来袭　说来就来　说去就去
忘不了的伤痛让它沉默在冰天雪地　
爱就像暴风来袭　改变不了　无法继续　我爱你　说我爱你

2010-08-29T22:32:00.001+08:00

记得爱 - 阿沁 & 李玖哲

2010-08-28T01:11:00.001+08:00

天空不断下着无声的雪
而我只有思念
勉强能温暖黑夜
拥抱离我已经千山万水
每个男人都有
说不出的心碎 oh yeah
我还爱着一个人但愿
回到美好的从前
也许痛的感觉
证明了爱的深浅
不然为什么我还不撤退 oh～
记得爱所有幸福的片段
所以才一直忘记要离开
伸出手继续勇敢付出我的爱
原地不动的等待
就算风把我的头发吹乱
记得爱是我给过的答案
就不再考虑应该不应该
一滴泪落进无边无际的大海
至少我们都活得没有遗憾
只要记得爱就无所谓孤单

chrysanthemum tea

2010-08-21T13:37:00.004+08:00

ITP is over! Kinda miss the place / people now ): On the positive side...... IT'S HOLIDAYS!

17 August

Went Marina Sands with 2 colleague of mine! Attend some talk from IBM.

And they register my name as .....

T.T

The food is nice hahaha, but damn, I was quite full before that): Their mussel big 1 sial!

18 August

I kinda... forget what I do here LOL. Maybe going to lavender?

19 August

Last day of itp ): 1 colleague of mine gave me more DVDs to burn cause I leaving soon LOLOL! Went to jurong and.... SPD-Redhill(1 of the site offices) Waaa, I think I went SPD more than 20+ times until they will go 'O_O' I carry a huge ass printer to jurong x_x And the plastic bag tore apart waaa, joke LOL. Then I very lazy, take instant taxi back to HQ. Sit on supervisor car with colleague for the last time back to Redhill MRT after work )= Once again, I think I'm dam fortunate to have such a good LO,supervisor, colleagues esp Mr Lee (:

sidenote: Till now, I think the MD like weird weird. I went in server room and he like open the door to see what I doing O:

20 August

Attend post ITP talk. Waaaa I'm lucky that I'm late? By 2.30pm I'm like still at Outram MRT lolol while the talk begins at 2pm. LUCKY I LATE, the talk TALKS mostly about...life? Say about paying things for necessary stuff, blah blah blah, then i thought of the school fees LOLOL, ex like funfair ~.~

After that went find mr JEDI to pass him my logbook and thankyou card :D After that went out with Johnson and Edwin to eat BOTAK JONES and pool marathon after that. Play for 4 hours+ straight which ends around 8pm?

What is politics

2010-08-16T17:12:00.000+08:00

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

A girl first time

2010-08-12T12:13:00.000+08:00

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

jokes pt 2

2010-08-11T09:49:00.004+08:00

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she dropsit, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition.

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyse the situation.

If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them.
Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.

And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management.

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A man goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got this problem, only you’ve got to promise not to laugh.”

The doctor replies, “Of course I won’t laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over 20 years of being a doctor I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “OK then,” says the man, and he drops his trousers.

The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes. “I’m so sorry,” he says to the patient, “I don’t know what came over me. I won’t let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?” The man looks up at the doctor sadly and says, “It’s swollen.”

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

jokes pt 1

2010-08-11T09:21:00.002+08:00

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.

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There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters.

The brunette says, "I was lookin throuh my daughter's purse and I found a pack of cigarettes! Can you believe that my daughter smokes?!"

So then the redhead says, "Oh my gosh, I was looking through my daughter's purse and i found alcohol! Can you believe she's been drinking?!"

So then the blond says "I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a condom! Can you believe my daughter has a penis?!"

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The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.

But one Saturday night the cock went missing!

The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen MY cock?"

Up stood all the nuns, three altar boys, two priests, and a goat.

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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.

"The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

*****Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.*****

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women are really not so bright but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you women never listen!

2010-08-10T12:18:00.001+08:00

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

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EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $10, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

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MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

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BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

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ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men throw things at cats.

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FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change... but she does.

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DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man may put on shoes for weddings and funerals.

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NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

2010-08-06T16:47:00.002+08:00

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, “Honey,you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter ‘T’, to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don’t be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you.”

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,”Baby, I didn’t’ realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I’m sorry.I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter ‘T’ to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it’s still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs.”

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A mature woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her man’s sex drive.

“What about trying Viagra ?” asks the doctor.

“Not a chance, ” says Mrs Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”

“No problem,” replies the doctor, “drop it into his coffee, he won’t even taste it.”

A week later, Mrs Murphy visits the doctor and he inquiries as to how things went.

“Oh, it was terrible, just terrible, doctor.

“What happened ?” asks the doctor.

“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee while we were having breakfast. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off, and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.”

“What’s terrible ?” asked the doctor, “was the sex not good ?”

“Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I’ve had in 25 years, but I’ll never be able to show my face in McDonald’s again.”

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2010-08-06T14:08:00.001+08:00

A little story that shows the essential differences between a man and a woman:

Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.

And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: "Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?"

And then there is silence in the car. To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.

And Roger is thinking: Gosh. Six months.

And Elaine is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this kind of relationship, either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I'd have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily toward . . . I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?

And Roger is thinking: . . . so that means it was . . . let's see . . February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer's, which means . . . lemme check the odometer . . . Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.

And Elaine is thinking: He's upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I'm reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed -- even before I sensed it -- that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that's it. That's why he's so reluctant to say anything about his own feelings. He's afraid of being rejected.

And Roger is thinking: And I'm gonna have them look at the transmission again. I don't care what those morons say, it's still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It's 87 degrees out, and this thing is shifting like a garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600.

And Elaine is thinking: He's angry. And I don't blame him. I'd be angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can't help the way I feel. I'm just not sure.

And Roger is thinking: They'll probably say it's only a 90- day warranty. That's exactly what they're gonna say, the scumballs.

And Elaine is thinking: maybe I'm just too idealistic, waiting for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I'm sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.

And Roger is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I'll give them a warranty. I'll take their warranty and stick it right up their ......

"Roger," Elaine says aloud.

"What?" says Roger, startled.

"Please don't torture yourself like this," she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears. "Maybe I should never have . . Oh, I feel so......"

(She breaks down, sobbing.)

"What?" says Roger.

"I'm such a fool," Elaine sobs. "I mean, I know there's no knight. I really know that. It's silly. There's no knight, and there's no horse."

"There's no horse?" says Roger.

"You think I'm a fool, don't you?" Elaine says.

"No!" says Roger, glad to finally know the correct answer.

"It's just that . . . It's that I . . . I need some time," Elaine says.

(There is a 15-second pause while Roger, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that he thinks might work.)

"Yes," he says.

(Elaine, deeply moved, touches his hand.)

"Oh, Roger, do you really feel that way?" she says.

"What way?" says Roger.

"That way about time," says Elaine.

"Oh," says Roger. "Yes."

(Elaine turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks.)

"Thank you, Roger," she says.

"Thank you," says Roger.

Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn, whereas when Roger gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a tennis match between two Czechoslovakians he never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it's better if he doesn't think about it.

The next day Elaine will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it, either.

Meanwhile, Roger, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Elaine's, will pause just before serving, frown, and say:

"Norm, did Elaine ever own a horse?"

yeah =D

2010-08-04T15:53:00.000+08:00

Am-I-Dumb.com - Dumb?

^__^

turtle :(

2010-07-31T13:17:00.003+08:00

wow so long never see my chatbox, being spam with BESTWAYTOGET6PACK.com -_- i didn't know bots are so ... efficient nowadays :D

i miss my pet turtles ): last time when i was pri 3? my turtle drop into the toilet bowl while my dad was helping me clean the tank. and it was the biggest size 1 among my other turtles somemore. waaa i cried dam hard that time and my parents told me that it actually swam to the reservoir since all the pipes are connected and now it has more food and will grow bigger O: and i believe ^^

until last week -___- i told my mum i dream of all the turtles / tortoise O: then happen to talk about my turtle that went in the toilet bowl. then while i was wondering how big it has gotten, my mum say most probably it died.. wtf? then she say that time they told me it went to the reservoir to stop me from crying waaaaaaa. being bluff for so many years )':

and itp ends in 3 weeks time! i want do alot of stuffs during holidays but then, when holidays reached, like no mood to do anything already ~_~ mahjong / sakae / swimming / shop for clothes / movie / drink / etc anyone ? :D

random comics! hahaha (: my post are always this random, with all of the topics not linking 1 another ^_^

Inception 23 + PunggolCarnival 24

2010-07-25T16:57:00.005+08:00

23 July :D

Watched Inception with Alvin Bruce Hanfeng Haoming Jialing Liyana Rachel Serene Wan Wangting Wunying Zhenli :D did i miss out anyone ? O_O

Fucking mind blowing O: Think it's 1 of the best movie i watched so far :D After the whole movie, they sang happy birthday in the movie theater and gave me an Arsenal jersey with my name on it! omg really big thank you to all of you all (: esp CHERYL aka cutegirlgirl :D

And papa mama bought me a cake with lots of chocolate and strawberry LOL O: and i forget to upload the picture into computer so T.T

24 July!
Breakfast with Chingwei Jeremy Billy and Jonathan :D and head to secondary school afterwards as it was Punggol 10yrs opening thingy O:

School change alot sial, got sportshall with a super cool but turtle speed lift wahahaa ! and the classroom that we paint during secondary 5 is still there! The other classrooms had most of their design changed or cleaned off haha! 5n1 woooo :D

Carnival was okay i guess. Since I guess the main point of going back is to find our teachers and catch up or meetup with long lost secondary friends and talkcock wooooooo! Saw VivianLee from DIT as well hahaha, thanks for the wishes ^^

However this year like very little graduates from our year went back. Guess it's because most of the teachers left PSS ): . Mr Tan went back to PSS also! :D We saw Mr Ong, He 老师, Mr Wu, Mr Sham, Mr Cheong, Mr Tay and some other random teacher haha. Mr Tan gave us some free coupon woo! Then I dunoo what to spend on ~.~

Then there was once while we were chatting at somewhere. Got this indian girl holding a can of coke, like eyeing our coupon LOL. So i sort of pity her, ask her how much for the coke. She said 1.50$ and say I can give more if i want. So i gave 3$ because I'm just too nice :D Then the coke not cold 1 WAAAA. then billy they all keep laugh at me cause I got scam due to the prize of the can of coke.

our year time capsules (: 2 more year can open!

mr tan's classrom when it was still the homeroom system!

:D We stayed in this position for 15 secs plus cause I don't know if my camera's timer started anot hahaha

We left PSS around 2+pm ? Head to Hougang Plaza with Jianting and Billy :D Lunched with them plus Roger and Stanley also :D Thanks Stanley for the pen :D Pool afterwards LOL. Faaarking long never play, like 6 months+ ? HOMEEE after that hahaha.

And I'm glad I make the right choice

12345 + 54321 = 66666

2010-07-20T22:54:00.002+08:00

108 ba chor mee doesn't give the veggie that they used to give ): booo. but i don't eat noodles veggie anyway wahahaha.

A is for America, B is for Brunei, C is for China. X is for Xylophone because X always stand for Xylophone.

random much yeah, i'm getting lazy to ACTUALLY post what i'm suppose to blog about but heh, being random is fun yeah.

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Impossible - Shontelle

2010-07-19T22:13:00.001+08:00

I remember years ago
Someone told me I should take
Caution when it comes to love
I did, I did

And you were strong and I was not
My illusion, my mistake
I was careless, I forgot
I did

And now when all is done
There is nothing to say
You have gone and so effortlessly
You have won
You can go ahead tell them

Tell them all I know now
Shout it from the roof tops
Write it on the sky line
All we had is gone now

Tell them I was happy
And my heart is broken
All my scars are open
Tell them what I hoped would be
Impossible, impossible
Impossible, impossible

Falling out of love is hard
Falling for betrayal is worst
Broken trust and broken hearts
I know, I know

Thinking all you need is there
Building faith on love and words
Empty promises will wear
I know, I know

And now when all is gone
There is nothing to say
And if you're done with embarrassing me
On your own you can go ahead tell them

Tell them all I know now
Shout it from the roof tops
Write it on the sky line
All we had is gone now

Tell them I was happy
And my heart is broken
All my scars are open
Tell them what I hoped would be
Impossible, impossible
Impossible, impossible
Impossible, impossible
Impossible, impossible!
Ooh impossible (yeah yeah)

I remember years ago
Someone told me I should take
Caution when it comes to love
I did

Tell them all I know now
Shout it from the roof tops
Write it on the sky line
All we had is gone now

Tell them I was happy
And my heart is broken
All my scars are open
Tell them what I hoped would be
Impossible, impossible
Impossible, impossible
Impossible, impossible
Impossible, impossible

I remember years ago
Someone told me I should take
Caution when it comes to love
I did..

harsh reality

2010-07-17T16:19:00.003+08:00

dreamt of supermario, k.s, fight, pulau ubin, and alot people. random combination ): and i can do 20 pullup at 1 shot now , fuck yeah (:

DOES THIS COUNTS AS ANNOYING ? BOBOBOBO

2010-07-15T20:40:00.003+08:00

13 July, Tuesday!

After ITP, went dhobyghaut cause watching TOY STORY 3

but no timeslot so , HAHAHA so we book tickets for 'Despicable Me' instead :D WE = Alvin Bruce Jialing Hanfeng and me =) And since movie timeslot was 945pm(?) , we went and dine at Aston and the queue was <----------------------------------> x 2 long ): then bruce thinking what to eat for veeeery long, indecisive sial tsk tsk .___.

After dinner, it's............................................

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It's dam nice and funny and touching too . I think Agnes is super cute and irresistible rofl. Now i sounds like a pedophile O___O

http://youarenotsosmart.com/2010/07/14/the-illusion-of-transparency/

^ And I read this during work, think it's interesting (:

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and ciao ~ (:

coffee tea or me

2010-07-12T20:50:00.002+08:00

my house refill the pepero stocks! 4 packet now :D :D

i like to look at people eating

i like to look at babies and make funny faces to them to make them laugh

): holland lose, sadded man. my colleague see i like sad sad LOL x__x

and i got lot's of injuries today lalala ~ from shaving to playing with pen to opening door, wtf man! and i run out of things to blog so, till i have more things to blog about..... BYE :D

2010-07-11T18:25:00.003+08:00

shorrrt post :D my house ran out of pepero almond )=

my mum say my hair look like bread then .... HMMMM i wonder how can my hair looks like bread at all ~_~

and uploading pictures in blogger is waaaa fuckup man, slow like zzzz . guess it cannot take how big the mb that my phone pictures are ): god my english sounds weird LOL. waaa then i upload explosm comic strips super fast, what is this maaan.

Somewhere Only We Know

2010-07-11T12:19:00.001+08:00

I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat by the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

And if you have a minute, why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go somewhere only we know?
Somewhere only we know

Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

And if you have a minute, why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go? So why don't we go?

Oh, this could be the end of everything
So why don't we go somewhere only we know?
Somewhere only we know
Somewhere only we know

Dreams

2010-07-11T10:04:00.002+08:00

I dreamt of KS. And I did 10 things you hate and like list KS o__o Then KS show me a camera( or izzit a camera LOL) or brought me around the house. Then also got KS workplace, how KS handle customer and got people want steal money from the bank by writing fake cheque to themself then somehow become I like security guard -__-?

Then got separate dream where I dream of Germany 5 - 1 Uruguay WOOOOHOOOO and then cb, ot's a dream, man I'm obsessed with gambling LOL . Also dream of plant vs zombie WTF!? Think yesterday play too much, 9 hours O:

Wow, I'm surprised I remember that much so far, mostly about KS omg and I like.... dream of KS more than ...hmmm 20 times? Scary man, why you keep appearing in my dream x__x Is my mind playing with me..? O:

2010-07-11T01:26:00.002+08:00

I want the ability to know every outcome hence, the best solution and what it will lead to. rofl.

And the pictures i took from skygarden doesn't load at all , sian )=

Eh... Optical images? Is that what they call it

2010-07-09T00:35:00.004+08:00

Draw some stuffs in Paint during ITP and send to my email woooo . Quality or color or blah blah wise , it's like ... average only. But nevermind, I got like 1 month plus to make it perfect LOL :D

2010-07-06T16:23:00.003+08:00

some interactions in attachment

Colleague : 15 mins i think *look out window afterwards*
Me : *look out window* i think not so fast bah , 2-3 hours later
Colleague : waaa , won't so long luh
Me : but i see the cloud like still okok only
Colleague : ?_? huh what you say again
Me : oh , the weather going to rain
Colleague : oh , i talking about the person go toilet will how long

then while checking 1 computer

Colleague : EH how come still got AVG
Me : o; i thought always got AVG , you never remove mah

Colleague : i thought you removing

Me : OH i thought you removing also

and time fly pass just like that. in a blink of eye, i had already spend more than 2 mths in my ITP place. the working environment is really nice, the people are friendly. as much as i want to quickly finish ITP, a part of me will be missing my workplace )':

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2010-07-04T00:06:00.001+08:00

Netherlands beat Brazil , gogo ORANJE for worldcup 2010 (:

2010-06-29T00:46:00.004+08:00

win lots of money on world cup so far wooohoooo !

anyway short update , just now went toilet HAHAHAHA -_- but my toilet door is spoiled for very long cause last time i twist too hard and the handle snap wtf ? okay so as i was saying . I WAS IN THE TOILET , peeing half way , lalalala , and my dad open the door -___- and he goes 'oppps no affect you right ? ^^'

WAHAHAH very short update indeed , to make it seems longer , i shall do what i do best , random typing . see , by the time i type this , it's already 2-3 sentence , pro man :D okaaaaaay , time for some .... comics :D

and the comic strip below lalalalala , i got do before O: i remember it's at friendster that time . then i keep find find but cannot find waldo , and knnfishturtlelobsterturban become those ghost come out , somemore at night -____-

2010-06-26T00:09:00.003+08:00

Without plants, the cow has nothing to eat. If the cow has nothing to eat, they're gonna die. If the cows die, we have no milk. We have no milk, how are we suppose to eat cookies?!?!

I finally had my pullup bar put up after buying for 2 months !

2010-06-22T12:27:00.000+08:00

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?

Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

2010-06-22T00:37:00.002+08:00

I can be happy , angry , sad at the same time . Is that a good thing...?

2010-06-21T22:16:00.005+08:00

LRT is see see bee today, breakdown ): My LRT got this complex system thingy , those who doesn't go / stay punggol before , they will like ?_? SOOO , i shall explain :D

the 1 on the left is how it operates before 3 pm , and the other 1 is 3pm obviously . only at a certain timing which i dunno what time, both will be operating. And my lrt stop is only 2 stops away from Punggol MRT , hence school / work timing etc are usually the ideal time for me to board lrt even when i'm going home O: Okay after typing till here i realise my english and art is fail max ~.~

Then today walk up to wait for lrt , from z_z become O_O cause pack like funfair. So no choice, need to board the another way which is the LONGER way, and I went all the way in so I'm in the middle of the lrt cabin. After like 1-2 stops , i THINNNNK the lrt service zhun zhun okay liao WARRAAAO !?! Then cannot get out to board also cause I'm in the faaaarking middle zzz . SO whole point of the story is ....... I'm late for work ("/)

Then today at worrrrrk ~
Last time my colleague tell me to do some stuffs at site office , then got 1 girl call Charlotte will approach you and tell you what to do , so I always assume her name is Charlotte .

THEN today went to site office again , do stuffs ,blah blah blah. Then I wanted to confirm some stuffs related to work, then I notice Charlotte was there as my colleague say 'Got question regarding the issue there , approach her bah , but today she not in today' Then i like EH , she in what, so went and ask her.

Me: Eh... Charlotte arh ?
'Charlotte': o.o huh 你叫我什么？ *means what you call me
Me: Uhhh Charlotte ? O: *during this part I like WAAA CANNOT BE MAAAN
'Charlotte': I not charlotte luh hahah ! Charlotte 在那边！我是yilin(?) *means over there , i am yilin

I think during that moment I paiseh dao no tml T.T Can feel my face damn red D: After ask finish the qns , blahblahblah ~ went on to continue do the com thingy

THEEEN while doing halfway , got a few of her colleague was going to lunch i think O:

Them : Eh later eat what etc etc *then they saw me and they look at yilin and say BYE CHARLOTTE .

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA , OMG MAN , PAISEEEEH TILL THE MAX INFINITY TO BEYOOOOND WADDAFUXXXX ):

And portugal score 7 goals against KoreaDPR O: AOS man woooo ! BYEBYE PORTUGAL , KOREA GONNA NUKE YOUU LOLOL kidding ~_~

2010-06-21T01:15:00.004+08:00

I wanna join something that enable me to .... fight , like maybe BJJ or muaythai or ... wingchun LOLOL -__- . Need to spend the extra energy in me man and also , should put good use to my knuckle ): These knuckles are not being put to good use >.< .

2010-06-18T12:11:00.002+08:00

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 Blowjob.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 Blowjob.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep

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2010-06-17T22:19:00.003+08:00

Ah Lian called big brother Ah Beng over the telephone.

Lian: "Ah Beng kor, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam all the edges cannot fix together, lah."

Beng: "Jig saw puzzle simi picture, ha?"

Lian: "The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com."

Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to tor-long lu, lah."

Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.

Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Si gina, sibei gong, put back the corn flakes into the box lah."

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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was upset to say the least.

“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me! A faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!”

The husband replied, “Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.” “Fine, go ahead,” she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”

The husband began “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you were afraid you’d put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but never wore because you say they were too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you didn’t wear because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you refused to wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and wouldn’t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.”

The husband took a quick breath and continued “She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, “Please… do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

All Polar bears are left-handed.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Starfish haven't got brains.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.

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A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

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world cup fever rofl. and my mum ask me 'why liverpool arsenal not in world cup' lalala .

2010-06-09T23:45:00.003+08:00

I'm having funny dreams everyday like exposing someone's crush infront of the person and shark hunting !?!? Also bet 5$ on Netherlands to win worldcup , hope they win cause if they win = i win woooohoooo !

There was this funny incident LOL . Cause there was this person who was showing his powerpoint slides which has CODINGS -___- and I was sitting very near the screen and hence my head position is like those when you watching movie but sitting at 1st row . So I was looking and looking and ......
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(-。- ) zzzzz

So my mouth is like O: PLUS my head keep swinging in circular motion . After awhile I drop my specs box and i become very alert after that ):

Then after whole thing finish , my colleague say at first see I like very power , can stare at the powerpoint so long then after that he see me again , I like want to sleep already LOL . Okay maybe not very funny when type out but ... it was funny when it happens :D

Lastly .. COMICS :D

you know what's bell curve and moderation ? it works not only for result , but almost everything in life (:

2010-06-07T00:54:00.002+08:00

china 1 - 0 france

fuck fuck fuck , i guess correct lei . never buy ): but ... wtf , i don't dare to bet china win sial , who will expect china to REALLY win ~_~

icecream mix yogurt

2010-06-06T16:20:00.003+08:00

Friday 4 June 2010
Dinner with Johnson Edwin Shulin Wunying . Actually was going Aston but the queue was ridiculously long @__@ It's like ...

O xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Uxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

O - Door

x - People

U - Us >_>

So me and Johnson went basement to see what other place we could dine at . And the place that both of us think was super good , affordable , etc etc ..... was closed -_- And it became a Chinese restaurant WAARRAAAAAO . So we went to Plaza Sing and eat XinWang .___.

And while we were sharing the Mango Snow Ice , Johnson use his spoon and accidentally push down the 'mountain' and the icecream was ... gone O: And we haven't even taste it yet ):

I folded a paper rose ! And Johnson say it looks like those party popper , sianssszzzzzz

I'm having a 3 days headache armache legache everywhereache GG . Even while I'm typing , I feel dizzy . Maybe I'm pregnant again !?!!? Ya , fuck it -_- And wooohooo ! I got callus forming at my knuckle :D Fuccccck yeaaaaah ~

2010-06-03T23:39:00.002+08:00

different dream , same people . and the dreams are very random zzzz

read lots of SPI stories and they are very spooky >_> a very great tool to make you feel awake , the feeling's like having heart in my throat ... and i don't even know if i use the phrase correctly yay . off to play WEIQI X__X

COOLIO VIDEO :D

2010-06-03T14:35:00.001+08:00

A Singapore English radio station, was holding a live radio segment at a shopping mall. The DJ was hosting a game show where prizes were given away to kids on stage if they could name the opposite gender of animals. The first kid to come on stage was a girl. "What's your name girl & how old are you?"

"My name is Cheryl & I am 8 years old."

"OK, tell me Cheryl, what is the opposite of cow?" "Bull."

"Very good! That's correct. Now here's a Barbie doll for you. Ladies & gentlemen, please give her a round of applause."

The game then continued for the next 15 minutes in a similar fashion with the kids getting all the simple questions correct until it was time for the 10th kid to come on stage. The audience were very impressed with this kid as he was very clever & articulate from the moment he stepped on stage, before being asked, announced, "My name is Johnny. I am 7 years old and I like English, Math & Art. My hobbies are collecting stamps & stickers."

The audience liked him immediately because of his confidence & had started to clap for him. His parents, standing right in front of the stage, were beaming with pride at how smart their son was.

"OK, Johnny, you should know the answer to this question very well. Close 2 eyes also can answer. Tell me, what is the opposite of cock?"

The young boy paused for a moment, scratched his head, moved closer to the microphone & finally answered proudly, "Chee Bai!"

2010-06-02T23:57:00.001+08:00

no nightmares tonight please . if not i will feel lethargic during work

2010-06-02T10:41:00.002+08:00

had a very weird dream last time which includes

mrt , indians robber , ghosts , northland pri punggol sec and poly people -___- i still can remember the full details but .... =X

soapta fishandco

2010-06-01T22:12:00.009+08:00

MONDAY 31 may 2010

went school and

-eat lunch with yuqin and serene !

-play MONOPOLY with alvin javeus serene and simoun :D

and heard the best news in school , totally wow .

went queensway to purchase the pullup bar thing , had already make a schedule for my pullup exercises so yeaaah :D sandbag , pullup bicycle crunches , HERE I COMEEE

soAPta outing , only got some of the photos which is in my phone :D eat at fish and co and ... okay , i shall just spam pictures :D

and wow meanwhile it's loading , i realise it take frigging long >_> but guess by the time i type finish this sentence ... nope , 56% only WTF ~_~ and while uploading the photos , i can't help but notice .. BRUCE , WHY THE PICTURE YOU TAKE FOR ME SLANTED 1 , i hate you :<

Tuesday 1 June 2010

I........b......bu......burn.. dvd the whole day -_- And maybe uhm .. playing with the webcam and forum ? Oh ya , how can I forget the most important thing , LUNCH ~.~ and the webcam today , CBCBCBCBCBCB make me so frustrated . i wanted to break that thing into 2 parts , tomorrow i'm going to test it out again sian . and i didn't know that every 1st day of the month , the church bell will ring during 12 . xia dao me T_T

after itp will CHIONG home watch 9 pm show , and yeap , that's what i do almost everyday -_-

some people can't take criticism , afraid ? haha , that's life (:

2010-05-29T21:06:00.001+08:00

You know you love someone when you want them to be happy even if their happiness means that you're not part of it .

bullet bullet piu piu piu

2010-05-28T01:34:00.004+08:00

the picture below , you need to click it to actually see what it says . sounds chim but hey , even english retards like me can understand , so .. why not (:

this few days i

watch 'The Losers' with dehui weiliang xuanjun zhihui
spend alot , like really alot
thought i lost my logbook but wow , found it back
thought SIM hostel is haunted cause door auto slam
spam twitter , like really spam
had 2 big red pimple , like really big and red
act stupid , like really stupid but hey , i always do that
know the 7eleven auntie well :D
eat nasi ayam penyet for the umpteen time , I USED UMPTEEN SIAL
got a free offday ! which means fri all the way to monday no work . like really really cool
did something which is so cool . i counted 487 items where 143 of them are notebooks while the rest are PCs . random but hey , i just want to show off my counting skills
wikipedia alot -_-
stared into empty space and stoned like this -> O___O coolostylomilo
kept wondering why when taking the escalator , the person infront of me happens to don't move at all everytime . lol what shit , i don't even know what i'm saying
eat lots of m&m peanuts and the chewy-green-mint-sweet-with-sugar-coating that is in a gold color can
lunch with liyana and rachel at ABC lots of time with shalini and haoming joining in sometimes
told the taxi driver 'uh tower 5' and he :'waaa you so confident i know where tower5' and i say yeah , i have faith in you ! and he drive me to the wrong way LOL epic fail . but he's dam friendly , he say i look like his son and his son look like korean superstar WOW ! shy ttm :O
sings at home LOLOL >_>

need to sleep early :| colleague say that sleeping late will have STM . can i have like Selective STM instead (:

lame prawn = lame sial

2010-05-26T22:33:00.002+08:00

How many meh meh jump over the wall ?

none . only buddha can jump wall >_>

2010-05-26T17:53:00.001+08:00

Every night I talk to the stars pretending they’re you. Sadly, they’re too much like you – far away and they never answer my questions.

2010-05-26T00:34:00.002+08:00

complicated thoughts
complicated feelings
complicated actions
complicated life
if my life was make into a tv drama , the plot will be even more complicated than 'Lost' , that's how complicated everything is right now

David Archuleta - A Little Too Not Over You

2010-05-25T23:23:00.002+08:00

David Archuleta - A Little Too Not Over You

It never crossed my mind at all
That’s what I tell myself
What we had is come and gone
You better offer someone else
It is for the best
I know it is
But I see you

Sometimes I try to hide
What I feel inside
And I turn around
You’re with him now
I just can’t figure it out

Tell me why
You’re so hard to forget
Don’t remind me
I’m not over it
Tell me why
I can’t seem to face the truth
I’m just a little too not over you

Memories suppose to fade
What’s wrong with my heart
Shake it off let it go
Didn’t think it would be this hard
Should be strong, moving on
But I see you

Sometimes I try to hide
What I feel inside
And I turn around
You’re with him now
I just can’t figure it out

Tell me why
You’re so hard to forget
Don’t remind me
I’m not over it
Tell me why
I can’t seem to face the truth
I’m just a little too not over you

Maybe I regret
Everything I said
And there’s no way
To take it all back
Yeah
Now I’m on my own
I wont let you go
I’ll never understand
I’ll never understand
Yeah, ohhh.

Tell me why
You’re so hard to forget
Don’t remind me
I’m not over it
Tell me why
I can’t seem to face the truth
I’m just a little too not over you

Tell me why
You’re so hard to forget
Don’t remind me
I’m not over it
Tell me why
I can’t seem to face the truth
And I really don’t know what to do
I’m just a little too not over you

Not over you

flying saucer

2010-05-23T01:37:00.004+08:00

I want to

shout at the top of my lungs
punch the wall till i bleed
run like there's no tomorrow

numb my feelings

empty my thoughts

and grab something to eat =/

and the date now is 23 may 2010 , how coincidence . kinda special day for me but don't know if it's a good or bad thing .

oh well , life = leo is forever emo . wish the e will change to elephant someday , at least elephant don't suffer from emotional breakdowns do they ? o.o

But you won't get to see the tears I cry

2010-05-15T23:03:00.001+08:00

sadded . bought 5107 1018 1709 , and it open 5106 1010 9071 . 990$ byebye ):

2010-05-15T17:53:00.005+08:00

ANYONEEEE GOT TWITTER ? HAHAHA !

Thursday 13 May :D
*forgot what happen in itp since most of them i tweet them out in twitter HAHAHA*

after itp , went out with Haoming Rachel Liyana Bruce ! Bruce came to find me at my work place and we head to fareast to meet them . Then unknowingly , we walk until cinne LOL . Eat at pastamania over there and crap at there :D Liyana ZZZZ , keep dao-ed me , assss LOL T_T And took some pictures using new phone YAY *dance* HOOOWEVER , the picture resolution is too big then unable to upload ohmytian >_>

Friday 14 May :D
TBIF ! One of the less boring day in ITP yay :D Today I went into server room carrying foolscap, phone and spec box . Then when I went in , I drop something O: And I thought it was my spec box , but apparently , it's in my hand NOOOOO ! Then my colleague was like O: and the other people was like O: and I was like O: + ): +

also went out with supervisor to funan ^_^ And saw car accident omg . The taxi is like FREAKING DENTED , hope that both drivers are alright . And yeah , I HAPPENED to saw both the car and motor plate number .____. And it keep remain on my mind , it's time for inspiration YES ! This is it , the feeling is here , I think I can do it this time , I can win it man , huat arh !

after ITP , head to vivo and met up with Liyana Edwin Wunying Huixuan and Shulin :D Dabao-ed our food and went to skygarden(?) to eat :D Then got this cockroach wooo , keep crawling here and there and I like don't care since it doesn't come near me HAHAHAH :D The others were trying to catch / run from it O: THEEEN I THINK THEY MANAGE TO SHOVE IT DOWN THE FLOOR and yea , my phrasing sounds weird LOL . And suddenly the cockroach fly away woooo .____. If only zhenli was there HAHAHHA

TODAAAY !

Best day , cause I got my HD back ! Spamming movie :D :D :D that's all for today HAHAHA , might seems no life but WAAA , very long never sit down relax , watch movie for FREEEE !

2010-05-12T23:49:00.000+08:00

2010-05-11T23:41:00.002+08:00

Saturday 8 May

Summary of FOR
- Cooking once again wooooo !
- Rained .... again
- Got a bike with the number 11 , <3
- Nightcycle at night
- Injured my toe when I cycle and sort of drag it for 1 metre at super fast speed , ouch
- Sort of overnight at MAC from 5 am onwards

Abit of hiccups here and there I think . Could have been better but yeah , it's always easier saying from the 3rd party point of view , but ... -___-

And I realise it's May already . I remember last year , everyone is emo during this period O: May aka the EMO MONTH . Somehow , it's like happening all over again sigh .

how i wish i could just tell you that 'everything is gonna be alright' seeing you like this just make me feel .. :\ LEO STOP BEHAVING LIKE THIS

2010-05-08T01:55:00.002+08:00

6 May 2010 Thursday !

After ITP , went to watch IRONMAN 2 with Hanfeng Xuanjun Dehui Alison Cheryl Jialing Hermi and Serene !

AND it's nice ! I like watching Marvel's movie , with all the comedy and action , woooo ! Poor Hanfeng , sit beside me cause I keep spoiling the storyline for him HAHAHAH !

Went eat in mac after that ! Enjoy myself over there , been awhile since I have a great laugh with DMIT peeps . Looking forward to more gathering next time :D

7 May FRIDAY !
imba boring ITP day . The only most fun part of the day was travelling to site office and doing some stuffs , and having lunch with Shalini Liyana Haoming Rachel. Other than that , it's ....... stoning o.o

And FOR is TML ! Time to relaaaaax and , enjoy being a year 3 now :D Only main main main main concern is LTC LOL . and starting from today , there is exactly 270 days more to CNY HAHAHA , RANDOM BUT TRUE ! BYE ALLLL

2010-05-03T19:55:00.007+08:00

Been ITP-ing for 1 week plus now . my workplace is not bad , few stops away from liyana / shalini / rachel somemore O: and got straight bus to SP :D

Been travelling to site office / fixing stuffs / IT admin stuffs etc this few days :O

And today SUPER fail sial . supposed to fix 2 printer , end up cannot fix T.T Then the BACKUP for computer , wow do until super long , keep go the server room , 16 degree sial , will freeze dao become frozen tuna =/

Today damn .. malu ? Cause from punggol all the way to my workplace which is at tiong bahru , I realise that ... my pants is not zipped -_- Somemore like you know when you realsie you forget to zip your pants , you must think how to zip it back without people noticing O:

And IP Man 2 is nice :D Iron man 2 next ! wahahahah !

P.S ITP SUPER SIAN 1 , EBUDDY / FACEBOOK MSG / TWITTER / SMS me PLEASEEEE . T_T

2010-04-28T21:10:00.001+08:00

jokes jokes and more jokes :D

This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand father knows one." So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?" The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!" So the little girl jumps on his lap. "Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa, "Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!"

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Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

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A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

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Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That’s not how I want to spend all eternity......." They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"

They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I’ll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you’ve been replaced."

2010-04-25T17:16:00.001+08:00

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.... The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb O:

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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperature...s ranging from below freezing to 300°C. The Russians used a pencil.

2010-04-25T02:45:00.001+08:00

il me blesse que pour vous voir aimez ceci. est-ce que maintenant maintenant, que je pense ? je devrais faire ce que je fais le meilleur, acte comme si tout est très bien et I don' ; soin de t, droite ?

2010-04-23T23:56:00.001+08:00

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

2010-04-22T00:11:00.002+08:00

alison : maybe you got the ... aura :D

jingting : yea will rub more but like more pain than last time sial cause press dao veins T_T

library aircon is cold =/ .

funny incident that happen to me and bruce :D

we take the lift at t19 cause we wanted to go to 2nd floor from 1st floor . so when we took the lift , we sort of nua inside . inside the lift still got other people . then we realise that we forget to press 2nd storey O;

then we like eh , how sial , nvm take until 4th floor cause that's where the other people alight at . then after that , got other group of people come in , so we press the 5th floor despite the new group of people is actually going down .

we go out of the lift at 5th floor cause like very paiseh , miss our floor then still need cover up O: walk down from 5th to 2nd floor in the end . and after typing all these , i realise i don't understand what i'm trying to say , but LALALALA don't care -_-

ITP briefing , 5 more days till ITP . omg it's like 80 working days , working life which is SIAAAAAN . now i'm starting to miss school instead )= or maybe i miss school without all the IT assignments >_>

won a free bag in clubroom today also wooo ! auction :D so fast year 3 already , somehow memories of being year 1 are still very fresh to me , time pass really fast o.o

2010-04-17T16:58:00.004+08:00

RANDOM POSTINGGGG TODAAAY

Friday 16April !

Went out to watch movie with
Bruce Del HF Alvin Tim Wan Ericson Cheryl :D

Didn't watch clash of titans as most of them watch already , furthermore alot people say not nice , so we watch KickAss instead :D

Very funny show and unexpected LOL . esp the part when a leg was being cut off O: I thought the show was like no limit 1 until i realise it's M18 huahaha ! The actress is imba hot also :D

Saturday ! which is today O:

Went out with mum to go pai pai . Don't have the big big place where got those praying thing cause the ahma pass away . And omg is supeeeeer zhun , cause from what they heard last time , the deity say that the ahma will pass away at the age of 83 and ya , she's 83 this year O_O So we only go the house and pai pai O:

After that , it RAIN HEAVILY but that's not the point ._. THE POINT ISSS when we go to the serangoon mrt station escalator but the escalator is those imba super long 1 which i dunno how to explain actually -_- . got this auntie and her son and maid ? Cause they totally block the whole way then NVM . So i want walk mah , then the auntie tell his son 'Boy boy , don't block uncle way , let uncle pass'
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I look like uncle meh ? I GOT SO OLD MEH ? fine nvm . then the boyboy say 'Duwan , I want block uncle way' T___________T instant sad daooooo

And the thunder today super loud , loudest i ever heard for this few years O:

AND school is starting soon , not that i have school but i have ITP AHHHHH . cannot go school and eat cheap food and sight seeing )=

down down down

2010-04-13T23:15:00.004+08:00

)=
Izzit curse or !?!? i now realise that i was listening to 'Falling Down by Space Cowboy feat. Chelsea Kor' the whole night yesterday . down down down down down everybody falling down ~ more like ME only x(

and i'm actually flat footed , cannot really walk straight , and have the ability to fall down anywhere , everywhere .__.

and guess what ? i fall down at the stairs today -_- was actually station at DBIT1a03 , but then i went walk walk cause HF at mlt12 so i want go visit him because .... :D

then i CHIONG CHIONG CHIONG , then reach the stairs , i miss my step and somehow , WOOO , got crack sound sial wtf tf tf ):
the rest of the day is USUAL FOP days , except with me limping around only D: kena suan and laugh by too many people T_T KARMAAAA , think i hit too many ppl's dick yesterday >_<

cab home after that . when i reach home , i ask my mum whether should i put ice then she told me must use ointment rub better , ice not needed . so mum help me apply ointment and rub . <3 mum
now my right leg is like .... BANDAGED ALL OVER , like freaking cool man , even cooler than aircon wahahaha !

actually no , it's knnchaoturbanbirdbird de pain and the ointment is like BURNING my leg t_t wow my post is like totally whining about the freaking pain LOL .

but serious , even more pain than the time when my head bang the basketball court frame and headbleed . another stupid accident to add into 'Leo Silly Accidents that happen in his life'

shall rot at home this week liao LOL , cannot go FOP maaan ! i want go SIGHTSEEING DE !

2010-04-12T01:25:00.005+08:00

my nightwalk scare :D someone say i look like rey mysterio wow . which part of this looks like rey mysterio O:

spear-ed by xuanjun )=

t.t

prep camp , hardgay !

some picts from prep and actual camp LOL . other picts is either i'm too small , or i look weird LOL . and suddenly i remember , during nightwalk , some ppl actually say i look familiar >_> ? i'm like all black , wearing a mask and hoodie , and i look familiar LOLOL . either that , or you had been seeing ______(insert what you might think it is :D) everywhere you go o.o

and today SUNDAY , totally rot at home again -____-

emo sigh . why must this happen , of all days , it had to be today T.T

i got 2 pimple ): *scream like sissy* sian , too hot until heaty then come out , WOW .

and my ITP is at tiong baru :D kim tian road at em services PTE LTD ! doing some IT admin stuff , heard from bruce is about ... network management NOOO ! sian luh , somemore , it admin = admin it stuffs = skali clean keyboard monitor . my life sucks , it's like octopus suckers T.T

16 april , clash of titans !

2010-04-10T02:09:00.002+08:00

Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing
nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle
and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing
nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed
the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with
nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found
it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
lowest branch
of the tree. The next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly
spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson - Bull shit might get you to
the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a
large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm
and
happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug
him out and ate him.

Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!

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2010-04-07T14:08:00.002+08:00

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okay , FOC 1011 is over , hope everyone enjoy the camp :D pictures are all in facebook , there's FREAKING alot of photos , thanks to delconi :D more photos to come from tim :D

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and yea ! that's all for now , lunch is here , KFC GOGO BYEBYE HAHAH ^_^

2010-04-07T02:05:00.001+08:00

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change
the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into
Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The policy
would go into effect at noon the following day. So the next day at
12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven.
The angel at the gate, remembering about the new law, promptly told
the man, "Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day
you died."
"No problem." said the man. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my
wife was having an affair. I believed that each day on her lunch hour,
she'd bring her lover home to our 25th floor apartment and have sex
with him. So today I was going to come home too and catch them. Well,
I got there and busted in and immediately began searching for this
guy. My wife was half-naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire
apartment.
But, damn it, I couldn't find him! Just as I was going to
give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that
there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of
that guy to think he could hide from me! Well, I ran out there and
promptly stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground.
But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some bushes that broke his fall
and he didn't die.
This pissed me off even more, so in a rage I went
back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at
him. And oddly enough, the first thing I could grab was the
refrigerator.
I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony and
heaved it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him!
The excitement of the moment was so great that right after that I had
a heart attack and died almost instantly."

The angel sat back and though for a moment. Technically, the guy DID
have a bad day, and it was a crime of passion, so he announced, "OK,
Sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.

A few seconds later the next guy came up. "OK, here's the rule. Before
I can let you in, I need to hear about the day you died."
"Sure thing" the man replied. "But you're not gonna believe this. I
was out on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily
exercises when I got a little carried away and accidentally fell over
the side! Luckily however, I was able to catch myself by my fingertips
on the balcony directly beneath mine. When all of a sudden this crazy
man comes running out of his apartment and starts cussing and stomping
on my fingers! Well, of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes on
the way down which broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm
laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating
pain, I see the man push his refrigerator, of all things, over the
ledge and it falls directly on top of me and kills me!"

The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his
story. "I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself.
"Very well," the angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,"
and he lets the man enter.

A few seconds later the third man in line comes up to the gate. "Tell
me about the day you died," said the angel.
"OK, picture this, " says the man. "I'm naked inside a
Refrigerator......."

2010-03-31T22:39:00.002+08:00

FOC1011 for the next few days .
Arsenal Vs Barcelona tomorrow morning .

Gogo DMIT , make camp fun ! and hope more girls will come and .. yay !
Gogo Arsenal ! Make Messi into messy :D

BYEEE !

2010-03-28T23:05:00.004+08:00

quick update O:

I want a new phone , gimme a new phone , I want a new phone , ring ring away ~
My current phone like dying T.T Keep auto shutdown , pre-camp syndrome ? LOL , cause everytime I going for a camp soon , my phone will be more pro-active in auto shutting down >.> Then it will HEAT UP like me v^_^v which is actually not a good thing luh sian -_-
Satio or W995 !?!? ohmytian maaaan . both like nice lei , but then W995 is slide phone sial ! then both phone also got red color @.@ I wish i can strike 4D 2 times straight , then buy both easier WAHAHAHAH !

Waaaa then now sick , keep liu pi di , what is this maaan T.T Even my mum say I weak , waaaa no support 1 )= And FOC 1011 is coming soon , can't afford to be sick maaaan , must chiong all my pipagau / honey lemon / lingyang :D But now my house only got pipagau , not sian abit ):

ANNNNNNNND....

wooo standard ! end of post must put 1 picture , make it nice nice :D

2010-03-26T23:19:00.002+08:00

SAD SAD SAD . Wanted to swim / suntan in school after gym . So when I was about to go swim alone , then like sian sia , so go fc5 sit awhile with hermi and his friend for awhile .
Sun Situation : DAM DAM bright and hot like me

So like nua awhile , we all decided to go swim , then I realise got alot dark clouds , not sian ._.
Sun Situation : Still got abit sunlight , ABIT

Then applied suntan lotion liao , the sun is ... gone ? T___T So NVM , go swim afew laps then next time that happen , DRIZZLE ?!? Hence in the end , no suntanning is done AT ALL ): I duwan be so faaaaaaair , shall bbq myself next time weeee !

Punggol got pasar malam ! Roasted peanuts and ramil burger v^_^v GOGOGO ! chiong arhhhhh :D

2010-03-26T01:12:00.002+08:00

If only I get 1 dollar for everytime I say ' sick soon ' , that will be so awesome

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2010-03-23T20:37:00.003+08:00

gxgtavjkpi k varg yknn dg gpetarv ecwug vjgug ctg cnn oa rgtuqpcn vjqwijvu =) . kh aqw ygpv cpf fgetarv cnn vjgug , ocp aqw owuv dg fco dq nkcq qt aqw nqxg og qoi jcj lwuv mkffkpi (:

Hggn nkmg ncwijkpi cv oaugnh, hgnv dgkpi wugf, ocadg jg fqp'v jcxg vjg kpvgpvkqp dwv vjcv'u jqy k hggn. qt ocadg ecwug kv'u uwrrqug vq dg vjgkt uvcig pqy , pqv og qt cpaqpg gnug .

uqog rgqrng okijv uca lwuv nkxg ykvj kv , kipqtg gxgtavjkpi cpf lwuv fq yjcv aqw cnycau ycpv vq fq . dngj , nkmg aqw ecp fq vjcv . kv'u cnycau gcukgt uca vjcp fqpg . dwv pgxgt okpf , oa lqd jgtg ku fqpg , k fqpg yjcv K'xg uwrrqug vq fq .

gxgt ukpeg htqo 4vj octej , k jcf vtgcv vjgo cu kh k ycu vjgkt IN cpf vjga ygtg oa ejknftgp NQN . vjcvu vjg yca k cnycau vjkpm , cpf hggnkpi goqvkqpcn yjgp gxgt qpg qh vjgo hggn ucf qt cpavjkpi. ukij , ku vjku c iqqf vjkpi qt dcf vjkpi ?

uvknn tgogodgt ncuv agct yjgtg k mpqy cdqwv vjg rtcpm vjkpi agv k uvknn eta ecwug fgurkvg mpqykpi kv'u hcmg , k uvknn hggn ucf yjgp k cevwcnna vjqwijv qh kv , cjjj k fqp'v gxgp mpqy yjcv k'o ucakpi. vjku agct , uqogqpg ycu cevwcnna tgoqxg htqo vjg IN nkuv yjkej ocmgu og hggn xgta goqvkqpcn ecwug k mpqy jqy vjga hggn , cpf hwtvjgtoqtg k cntgcfa vtgcv vjgo xgta enqug gxgp kh vjga fq pqv mpqy kv. vtkgf oa dguv vq mggr jko ykvjkp vjg itqwr dwv hckn .

k tgcnna hwemkpi jcvg oaugnh , ecwug fwg vq qpg qh oa vtckpkpiu , jg uwhhgt c mpgg kplwta cpf vjcv ecwug jko vq dg tgoqxg htqo vjg IN. fwtkpi vjcv pkijv , yjgp k vjqwijv qh cnn vjgug , vgctu lwuv mggr eqokpi . qvjgt rgqrng okijv vjkpm , 'yja aqw eta qxgt uwej uocnn ocvvgtu , kv'u pqv gxgp jcrrgpkpi vq aqw' ac , hwem aqw , aqwt pqv og , jqy fq aqw mpqy .

kh qpna jg ycup'v kplwtgf , gxgtaqpg kp qpgrgceg yknn dg jcrra pqy. hqt pqy , k fqp'v mpqy cdqwv vjgkt ukvwcvkqp yjgvjgt jg uvknn ecp tgockp cu c IN ukpeg k fqp'v jcxg cpa wrfcvg cdqwv vjgo cpaoqtg . oa qpna ykuj hqt vjgo ku vjcv vjga uweeggf kp yjcv vjga fq , ocmg hqe 1011 c ecor ogoqtcdng hqt dqvj vjgo cpf vjg hwvwtg ecorgtu . tgcnna ykuj vjga ecp eqpvkpwg vjg ngicea cpf pgzv vkog vjgkt ecorgtu ecp rqkpv vq vjgo cpf vgnn qvjgtu ' vjcv'u oa hqe rcrc / ococ :)'

yqy fkfp'v tgcnkug k varg uq owej , cpf jcnh qh vjg eqpvgpv k varg ygtg ytkvvgp kp dtqmgp gpinkuj . cpf k lwuv pggf uqog urceg yjkej ku oa dnqi vq ytkvg gxgtavjkpi qp jqy k hggn, vjcv'u cnn .

and woooo ! gym gym here i come :D